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三则短小英语笑话

2015-12-05 发布 | 来源:网络 | 编辑:唧唧帝

  Compliment

  "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call   from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

  "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

  "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

  "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

  "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

  恭维话

  “拉里,你过来!”妈妈放下电话后生气地说,“我刚才接到哈里森夫人地电话,她告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好,你可耻,粗鲁!”

  “妈妈,我对她很好,真的!”小伙子不服气地说。“当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句恭维她的话。”

  “你真的这么做的吗?”妈妈严厉地问。“你的原话是怎么说的?”

  “我说,啊呀,多丽丝,你比我跳过舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

  if I Am a Manager

  One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

  All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

  “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

  如果我是一个经理

  一天课上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文

  所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

  “我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。

  How to Become Rich

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

  如何致富

  弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟:我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

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