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【英语笑话】情人来电

2015-11-05 发布 | 来源:网络 | 编辑:唧唧帝

  情人来电

  A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

  “What was that for?”, the man asked.

  一个男人坐在那儿看报纸,他的老婆用煎锅打他的头。

  “那是为什么?”,那人问道。

  The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

  The man said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”

  The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

  妻子回答说,“这张纸上写的名字珍妮,我在你的裤子口袋里发现的”。

  那人说:“我上周看比赛,珍妮是我下注的那匹马的名字。”

  妻子道歉,继续做家务。

  Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

  Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

  She replied “Your horse just phoned you“.

  三天后,他正在看电视,他老婆用比上次大得多的煎锅打他的头,他顿时失去知觉。

  等男人恢复了意识,问他老婆为什么打他了。

  她回答说:“你的马打电话给你”。

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