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短篇带翻译的英语小笑话

2015-10-22 发布 | 来源:网络 | 编辑:唧唧帝

  there's only ONE policeman

  One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

  一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

  "孩子"的复数形式

  Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

  Tom: Men.

  Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

  Tom: Twins.

  老师:汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?

  汤姆:男人们。

  老师:答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?

  汤姆:双胞胎。

  除了音乐

  A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

  "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

  一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

  “噢,好极了,小姐,” 萨莉说,“除了音乐其它都很好。”

  我妹妹的手指头

  Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

  Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

  Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

  Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

  老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?

  凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。

  老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?

  凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

  新西兰的气候

  The Climate of New Zealand

  Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

  Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

  Teacher: Wrong.

  Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

  老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?

  马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。

  老师:错了。

  马修:可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

  Good news or Bad news?

  An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.

  "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.

  "Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.

  "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

  "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"

  With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."

  以为艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览,他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。

  “我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。

  “先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。

  “好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品,还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的,然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。”

  “那太棒了!”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢?”

  店主想了想之后说:“问那个问题的是你的医生”。

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