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2015-07-19 发布 | 来源:网络 | 编辑:唧唧帝

 1 交通灯真美 traffic lights are so pretty

  In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

  One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

  each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

  Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

  在堤岸边有个十字路口,是我每天回家的必经之路。

  一天黄昏,我开车车载着三岁的女儿回家,来到堤岸,从远处看去,只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障……

  每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起,在晚霞衬托下,煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的美景:“女儿你看,前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了,是不是很漂亮?”

  女儿看后说道:“哇!好漂亮啊!是谁把他们修好的?”
 

 2 老爸求赞美 Dad seeking praise

  5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.

  Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."

  Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

  Dad: "hey!"

  Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"

  5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。

  老爸:“爸爸很累啦,你夸我两句吧,你夸我两句我就又有劲了。”

  女儿:“老郑!”

  老爸:“哎!”

  女儿:“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”

 

3 我干得怎么样 How did I do

  A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

  The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

  Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

  一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人,于是他们开车去了那条街,看到路口站着一群人。

  新警察摇下窗户:“大家注意了,快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼,没理他。他喊起来:“离开这里,马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事,但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。

  新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意,对老警察说:“我干得怎么样?”“你做得很好,”老警察笑着说,“尤其是在公共汽车站。”
 

4  因祸得福 To Profit from a Misfortune

  A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

  At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

  The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got a steady job at last."

  有一个人很粗心,老是打烂东西。他已失业好几个月了。

  最后他在一个瓷器店找到了一个工作。可是才干了几天,他就打烂了一个很大的花瓶。

  经理把他到办公室去,告诉他每个星期都要扣他的工钱,直到赔偿够了为止。他就问:“那个花瓶值多少钱?”经理说:“值500美元。”他很高兴地说:“啊!太妙了,我非常高兴,终于有个稳定的工作啦。”
 

5  太晚了 It's Too Late

  A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: "Five grains."

  A minute later the student asked the professor, "May I correct my answer?" The professor looked at his watch and said: "It's too late. Your patient died thirty seconds ago."

  一个医科学生被要求说明他给病人服的那种药的用量。他立即回答道:“五粒。”

  一分钟后,这个学生问教授:“我可以改正我的回答吗?”教授看看手表,说:“太晚啦,你的病人已在30秒钟以前死了。”

 
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